43 ： Himeyakani yami o nuu waga shirabe Shizukesa wa hate mo nashi, koyoya kimi Sasayaku konoma o moru tsukikage Hitome mo todokaji tayutaiso
Kimi kikukya ne ni musebu yoru no tori Waga mune no himegoto o so wa utaitsu Naku ne ni kometsuya ai no nayami Warinaki omoi no kano hitofushi
Fukaki omoi o ba kimi ya shiru Waga kokoro sawageri Materu ware ni idekoyo kimi
44 ： Gomeng-nasang,I am Zapanese. Corea was zapanese mince for eat.
45 ： Pen test?
46 ： i am jam
47 ： Test a pen
48 ： give me back my pen
49 ： guess what?
yur just a pencil
50 ： Are you pen? no, I am sam
51 ： I have very Nancy.
52 ： There were polish, trying change a burn-out light bulb. You need a ladder to reach the bulb because it is on the ceiling. Now, how many polish are needed to change the bulb?
There's one to hold the bulb on the top of the ladder and the other two to turn the ladder around.
53 ： So im in the shower and i start thinking that the shower might be a good place to lie down and shoot cum all over myself... so im fapping for about 20 minutes and when i finally cum it shoots very powerfully into my eye and now it glomping hurts like crazy...how fail is this? And has any other anon ever done something like this?
54 ： After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.
"Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "We're pure Asian."
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice a month."
"There you have it!" the doctor said confidently. "It's just rust."
55 ： Your baby loves you, yes, but it will scream relentlessly and mercilessly for whatever it needs, without enlightening you to what that is, and whatever your mental state happens to be. It does definitely know or care if you are hungry, tired, sick or desperate for the loo. It is impervious to reason or pleading, it knows no mercy or patience. It will look at you with eyes full of adoration - and will fly into a hysterical frenzy of rage and terror when you leave the room for 30 seconds. And when it has a chest infection and is put on antibiotics which give it diarrhea, and you are changing the ninth nappy of the day, with every cough it will violently squirt liquid sh-it out at jet propelled force, all over your jeans.
56 ： my name is pen!
57 ： Oh,really?! My name Pen,too.
"A teacher has been found guilty of dangerous driving after being stopped by police for having 13 people travelling in his Volvo car."
"an adult male and a boy were sitting in the passenger seat.
In the back there were two women with infants on their laps, the other six passengers, all young children were either sitting or standing in the centre section of the back seat.
None of the passengers was wearing a seatbelt."
"The defendant denied his action was dangerous saying he had been driving sensibly at no more than 20 mph."
184 ： Is the Communist Party for losers? All people like a pen are loser. So you must back up to the Communist Party. right?
185 ： Shall we pen?
186 ： NO.
187 ： I'm really afraid of outside my room. Because I am a pen. But the time to must leave here is coming. It scary.
188 ： scary scary scary
189 ： Let's party!
190 ： >>189 I can not go to the party. No one invite me. If I have a party, it will be an alone (only me) party.
191 ： OMG! I didn't get winning a prize of the comic competition today. I tried this competition three times. unhappy now...
But I'm going to try again!
192 ： I'm very pen.
193 ： >>192 Most people are pen. Forgive and forget.
194 ： How's it going? I had go out to outside of my room just now. I want to the supermarket to buy some foods. But I could not go in the supermarket. Why? Because I am a pen... not normal... Maybe everyone will doubt me as a thief.
199 ： >>198 Did you want to write "Perfect"? You should study to spell English more.
200 ： We pens have nowhere to go. Even a child can understand it.
201 ： Pen is pen
202 ： Fack the pen.
203 ： I don't like fuck'in this world. Because I am a pen.
204 ： You guys are very pen.
205 ： Pens always feel lonely, don't you?
206 ： I am pens.
207 ： I am penis.
208 ： fight!
209 ： test
210 ： I'm coffee.
211 ： aaaaoooiii
212 ： this is bob. are you bob's sister?
213 ： Suppose my lover Japanease woman Hakkina's (her weight 45kg)groin and a barrel which is bandled 50 American women's (thier each weight 70kg)groins are pulled each other to compere thier strength. which groin do you think win?